You’re here! Now, what the actual fuck is Plot Twisted?
This is a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down. Not cool enough to be an influencer, I've defaulted to my factory settings: spewing sarcasm and serving up unsolicited life lessons that absolutely no one asked for.
Think of this as a dramedy meets sitcom landing in your inbox on a weeklyish basis—sans the laugh tracks but loaded with existential musings.
Who the hell are you?
Oh yeah—I’m Donna, your aspirational internet trainwreck. Let's rewind for a second—I'm a millennial. Not only the last of a generation that knows what "rewind" means, but I’m also living the American dream splurging my monthly income on rent and happy hour spicy margaritas while juggling adulthood, building a business, and attempting to thrive as a single MILF—a self-proclaimed title that I am still waiting for literally anyone to call me.
Life can get pretty fucking twisted. I've become somewhat of an expert navigator of life’s plot twists. I’m literally just a girl, standing in front of the universe, asking it to cut me some slack. How is one supposed to live, laugh, love under these conditions?
Character development isn’t about transforming into someone new; it’s about embracing the chaos and finding joy in the absurd. So here I am, armed with a sharp wit, my laptop, and enough relentless energy to fuel a small revolt, ready to serve you the always unfiltered, sometimes enlightening, and mostly entertaining sagas of my life lessons and musings, garnished with a twist of humor.
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