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She got dumps like a truck
Baggage claim: A one-woman show with daddy issues, trust issues, and an existential crisis carry-on.
Aug 19
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Donna Maude
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Beauty and the Bartender: A tale as old as time.
Now, pour me another and let's make some questionable life decisions...
Jul 2
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Donna Maude
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I'm looking for a man in yachting, 6'5, blue eyes
this is the rhythm of the night, the rhythm of my life...
Jun 17
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Donna Maude
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A fat, disgusting pig with perfect breasts walks into a bar
dearest gentle reader, did you miss me?
Jun 11
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Donna Maude
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Alexa play, I can do it with a broken heart
and then, we'll make lemonade.
Jun 4
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Donna Maude
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I'm looking for a man in yachting, 6'5, blue eyes
Jun 17
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Donna Maude
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The one where she eats pavement in Porto
May 27
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Donna Maude
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Alexa play, I can do it with a broken heart
Jun 4
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Donna Maude
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A fat, disgusting pig with perfect breasts walks into a bar
Jun 11
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Donna Maude
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The one where she eats pavement in Porto
broken heels, bloody knees, and a Brazilian.
May 27
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Donna Maude
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Pepe le Portugal
Eat, Gaze, Lust: My first plate at the Portuguese dick buffet.
May 20
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Donna Maude
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Who am I?
and what the fuck do I want?
May 18
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Donna Maude
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Plot Twisted
This is a story all about how my life plot-twisted, upside down. I'm not cool enough to be an influencer, so I write *mostly* funny things instead—kinda like a sitcom with fewer laugh tracks and more existential musings.
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